Over a month ago, Cel started posting these gigantic tits teaser photos on XX-Cel and elsewhere, revealing only that this new huge boobs bikini babe would be “coming soon” to his site…
So…
…who the fuck is Alice?
Well, Alice 85JJ was born in Sofia, Bulgaria on January 7th, 1987, she wears a 34JJ bra, she is a first-timer and some are touting her JJ-cup breasts as “The Biggest (boobs) Discovery of 2012!”
Whoever she is, here’s Alice 85JJ from XX-Cel.com:
Seeing all these massively mammaried beauties from the former Soviet block, I am caused to wonder whether Soviet scientists’ research resulted in such rip-roaring hooters?
We know they did stuff to the athletes, but there sure seems to be a bonanza of bodacious bazoomba-wielding babes born in the late 1970s through the fall of the Wall.
Just wondering.
Sorry, but that girl has obvious major circulation issues in those things, bordering on necrosis or something. Its just not healthy and its not sexy.
Never thought id say this, but that poor girl could really benefit from a reduction.
hello. This girl is an excrot in Germany, travelling through the country.
Prost!! Lifting my glass to toast the “bonanza of bodacious and breasterrific bazoomba-weilding babes of bulgaria.” Alice is amazing. Those big full breasts are more than just JJ cups, they are full! They have girth and are looking nice with all the veins. Pale areole are nice too. She’s very pretty and reminds me of Danica Danali a bit, but with bigger breasts and prettier. She’s slim and stacked too! Or at least I will call her “slim and stacked.” I think she’s fit. East Euro bomb! I think she’s at the border of where slim and stacked becomes plumper. She reminds me of Sapphire before she hit the plumper category. Can’t say enough good things about Alice. She’s definitely among the Top 10 Big Titters in the world of Breast Modeling already. When looks and chest are both taken into consideration I’d put her next to Issy, Milena V, Ann Vanderbilt, and Abbi S already. She’s young. She’s the new guard. And something about her straight black hair is appealing. She’s not the ‘glamour model’ like Abbi, but her dark look makes me want to see her do a “Mistress of the Dark’ photo set and put Elvira out of business! Find of the year? I say yes. With Roxie Red this has been a helluva a good year! But Alice is a bit prettier in my book and her hair has a more natural look, and her breasts are fuller. Roxie is pretty fit and slim, but it might be nice to see the two in a set together so we can decide.
Next Olympic sport: the bra hurl competition! Pic 14 she demonstrates the proper form and technique. Such massive bras must be thrown a great distance when preparing for mating rituals. She’s a contender!
Wasn’t the Chernobyl nuclear accident in 1987? I smell a Marvel Comics superhero origin story here. Instead of being bitten by a radioactive spider perhaps she was using a radioactive training bra at puberty? I don’t know – but the possibilities are endless.
On a less glib note, it looks like she might have some circulation issues in her mammary glands. I’d hate to see her require a breast reduction due to circulatory problems . . . okay, maybe this paragraph was more glib. :-(
Alice is a goddess, but I think she was born in 1977 not 1987.
Shit it wouldn’t matter if she was born in 1877 she is HOT
These are the real deal. It is quite common for the veins to show in REAL ones. and especially as big as these. Her face is not as bad either, and she is not morbidly obese as some models around here, whose names I will charitably not mention.
If you want fakes, apply elsewhere.
@reese,vix and all reading… sorry to hijack the post but had to get this out there…. anyone watching reality tv show the valleys?? its a wild version of jersey shores and full of hot chicks getting their tits and asses out on a regular basis… robyn is always in a state of undress with an ass to die for and theres a chick called jenna whos got a terriffic rack on her ( ok its fake) and again an ass to die for who in the most recent episode modeled in her panties and bra in a nightclub and looked fucking smoking…. lots of shagging in it to,, worth a watch fellas…
She is an absolute goddess! I got a new fav!
Alice is a professional Roumanian lady who already for longer time is traveling through Germany successfully. At the moment she’s working in “Freiburg”.
She has a lot of regular customers and is very often booked. I am a convinced customer of her and can say that she is worth every dollar (every euro). She is very experienced specialist in matters of bosom sex and some other services (only with condom), and her breasts make addicted. If you lie under her, real suffocation danger is existing. She likes it if you knead her nuclear natural breasts and suck her nipples.
Who once has experienced her special skill will dream of Alice and her wonderful breasts a life long.
More information you can find here, unfortunately, only in German, but the pictures are speaking for themselves. ( alice85jj.jimdo.com )
A lot of fun with Alice wishes
Rene (Cologne-Germany)
Today Alice has changed from Freiburg to Düsseldorf, that is near by Cologne, perhaps I will visit her next week !
Thanks Reese! And thanks, Rene! Apparently this big-titted goddess is Romanian, like a few other great models.
Wow, i like her!
You guys are crazy she is a freak, I hate to be crude but come on her breast are deformed and disclolored, and her face is ugly and shes fat.
Love this girl she is so freakin pretty :) :)