Over 1,000 synonyms for boobs! (with special thanks to Joe Bob Briggs)

Numbers: 80085 (calculator "BOOBS"), 8008135 (calculator "BOOBIES")

A: A-B-Cs, Abbott and Costello, Airbags, Alaskas, All Day Suckers, Alpha Betas, Alps, Amazons, Ample Supply, Amortisseurs (shock absorbers), An Bord Bainne (Irish-language; literally, "The Milk Board", the organisation which oversees the dairy industry in Ireland), Angel Cakes, Annette Funicellos, Ant Bites, Appalachians, Apple Dumpling Shops, Apples, Arthritis, Artichokes, Assets, Atom Smashers, Attic, Aurorae Australis, Avant-postes (Outposts), Avant-scenes (Apron - of stage), Avanteges - Advantages, Avocados, Awning

B: B-52's, Babaloos, Backbreakers, Baby Baits, Baby Feeders, Baby's Best Friend, Baby's Dinners, Baby's Public House, Babylons, Back Rubbers, Bag O' Groceries, Baggies, Baggos, Bags, Bagungas, Bait and Lure, Balboas, Balcon - Balcony, Balloons, Baloobas, Banana Squeezers, Bangers, Bangles, Banzis, Baps, Barbeaus, Barnacles, Barnes and Noble, Basketballs, Bassoons, Batons, Baubles, Bazongas, Bazonkers, Bazookas, Bazoomas, Bazooms, Bazoombas, Beacons, Beanbags, Beautiful Eyes, Bebops, Bedtime Beach Balls, Beestings, Begonias, Bejonkers, Ben and Jerry, Bert and Ernie, Berthas, Best Friends, Betty Boops, Bettys, BiBs (bigger is better!), Big Bazooties, Big Berthasa, Big Boppers, Big Brown Eyes, Big Foot Radials, Big Sacks of Jugs, Bigguns, Bikini Stuffers, Billibongs, Bio Domes, Biscuits, Bits Of Tid, Bizcochos, BJ & the Bear, Blenders, Blimps, Blinkers, Blockbusters, Blouse Bunnies, Blue Ridges, Bob & Doug, Bob & Ray, Bob & Tom, Bobolas, Bobos, Bodacious Ta-Tas, Boingos, Boites-a-Lait (Milk Bottles), Bolshy Groodies, Bombastic Mams, Bombers, Bombshells, Bonbons, Bongos, Bonkers, Bonnie and Clyde, Boobage, Boobalicious, Boobers, Boobies, Boobs, Bookends, Bookrests, Boomers, Boom-Boom Rockets, Boons, Boops, Boosters, Bosom Buddies, Bosoms, Boston Wobbelers, The, Bottle, Boulderados, Boulders, Bouncers, Bouncing Beauties, Bouncing Bettys, Boy Bait, Bozos, The Boys, Bra Buddies, Bra Busters, Bra Fight, Bra Stuffers, Brad Pitts, Braille for "Suck me", Brain Busters, Braunsteins, Breakfast Tray, Breast Friends, Breastages, The Breastaurant, Breasteses, Breastest Friends, Breasticles, Breasts, Breed Winners, Brisket, Bristol Cities, Bristols, BRitney's Assets (BRAs), Bronskis, Brown Speckled Pups, Brownies, Brustwarzes, Bubbas, Bubbies, Bubble Cups, Buckets, Buds, Bugs, Bulbs, Bulges, Bullets, Bumper Cars, Bumper Guards, Bumpers, Bumps, Bumps In The Night, Buoys, Bushell-Bubbies, Bust, Busters, Busties, Butter Bags, Butterballs, Buttons

C: Caboodles, Cachongas, Cadillac Bumpers, Cafe La Mama, Calabazas, Cams, Cannisters, Cannon Balls, Cannons, Cans, Cantaloupes, Capitol Domes, Car Waxers, Carachas, Cargo, Caricatures, Carumbas, Casaba Melons, Casabas, Castinets, Castles in the Air, Cat Heads, Cha-Chas, Chachabingos, Chalky Cliffs, Chalupas, Charlie's Angels, Charlies, Chaw, Cheek Warmers, Cherry Cakes, Cherry Caps, Chest Hams, Chest Meat, Chest Ornaments, Chesterfields, Chesticles, Chestnuts, Chet-Flasted, Chi-Chi's, Chickadees, Chickaroonies, Chihuahuas, Chimichangas, Chimpanzees, Chiquitas, Chock Blocks, Chockey-nips, Choochoos, Chombalonies, Chubs, Chumbawumbas, Chungas, Chopons, Cinch Sacks, Circus Tents, Claire-de-Lunes, Clams, Cleft Udders, Coconuts, Cold Weather Indicators, Combreastables, Commode Cloggers, Concitas, Cones, Congas, Conundrums, Corkers, Countess and The Lady, Cowabungas, Coxcombs, Creamers, Cream Pies, Creampuffs, Cruise Missles, Cubs, Cuddly Dudes, Cuhuangas, Cupcakes, Cup-Runneth-Over Cups, Curves, Cushions

D: Da-Das, Dactylic Delights, Dagmars, Dairy, Dairy Makers, Dairy Pillows, Dandies, Danglers, Dangling Participles, Danny Devitos, Davey & Goliath, David Duchovneys, Dead Heat in a Zepplin Race, Demigods, Dennis DeYoungs, Desperados, Dessert, Deux Oeufs Sur La Plat, Devil's Dumplings, Diddies, Ding Dongs, Dingers, Dinghies, Dinglebobbers, Dingos, Dinners, Dirigibles, Dirty Pillows, Distributor Caps, Dolly Partons, Domes, Donkey's Ears, Doodads, Doorbells, Doorknobs, Doozers, Doozies, Dopplegangers, Double Dribbles, Double Ds, Double Trouble, Double Whammies, Doudounes, Doughboys, Droopers, Dual Air Bags, Dual Floppies, Duckies, Duece And A Halves, Dueling Banjos, Dugs, Du monde au balcon (French; size-dependant; literally, "to have the world on one's balcony"), Dum Dums, Dumbells, Dumplins, Dunes, Durante's, The Dutch Alps, Dynamic Duo, Dynamite

E: Earmuffs, Eartha Kitts, Eclairs, Eggplants, Eggs, Egos, Eigers, Eisenhowers, El Primo Torpedos, Elephants, Ellby and Arb, Emerson Bigguns, Emmersomes, Empress and the Queen, Enchiladas, Epcots, Epees, Eric and Lyle, Ericas, Everest and Kilimanjaro, Ewers, Exegeses, Explosives, Eyes

F: Fahrphegnuggens, Fahrvergnugens, Feedbags, First Base, Flapjacks, Flappers, Flat Plains, Flesh Bulbs, Flesh Fillets, Flesh Fujis, Flesh Melons, Floaters, Floats, Flopdoodles, Floppers, Flotation Devices, Flotteurs - Floaters, Flowers of Attitude, Fly Swatters, Fly Tetas, Fog Lights, Footlights, Fred and Ethyl, Fried Eggs, Friends, Front Bum, Front Porch, Frontal Elevation, Frontal Female Water Wings, Frosties, Frybabies, Fujiyamas, Fun Bags, Fun Domes, Funnel Cakes

G: Gagas, Gajoombas, Garbage Bags, Garbonzas, Garbos, Gazingas, Gazelles, Gazongas, Gazoombas, Geminis, Genaustahagens, George and Gracie, Geraldos, The Girls, Girlie Bumpers, Girlthangs, Glad Bags, The Gland Canyon, Glands, Glandular Endowments, Glass Cutters, Globelets, Globes, Glockenspeils, Gnugens, Gob Stoppers, God's Greatest Creation, God's Milk Bottles, Godzillas, Golden Bozos, Golden Domes, Gongas, Goobers, Good Bits, Goodies, Goodyears, Goombas, Goonas, Grab-Ems, Grand Jeans (French), Grand Tetons, Grapefruits, Gravity Magnets, Great Galloping Galoogies, Great Wobblin' Wazoobies, Grillwork, Groodies, Groupies, Guavas, Gubiczas, Gumballs, Gumdrops, Gunboats, The Guys

H: Hakuna Mutatas, Hallelujahs, Hammocks For Two, Handfuls, Handle Bars, Handholds, Handsets, Hand Warmers, Hangers, Hanging Cucumbers, Happy Bags, Happy Pillows, Hat Hangers, Headbangers, Headers, Head Lamps, Headlights, Headphones, Headsets, Heavers, Heavy Duty Honeydews, Hefties, Heifers, Helicopters, Hematomas, Hemispheres, Hercules and Achilles, Hershey Kisses, High Beams, High Pockets, High-Rise Weather Balloons, Hills, Hindenburgs, Hinderbinders, Hippos, Ho Hos, Hobey J's, Hogans, Holmes & Watson, Home Sweet Home, Honey Dews, Honkers, Honorarium, Hood Ornaments, Hoohas, Hoosiers, Hooters, Hoovers, Hoppy and Bob, Horns, Horrorshow Bolshy Groodies, Hot Air Balloons, Hot Commodities, Hotcakes, Hottentots, The Hounds, House of Lords, How's Your Father's, Howitzers, Howlers, Hubba Bubbas, Hubcaps, Huffies, Hug Bumps, Huge Maguffies, Huggy Bears, Hugh Jooters, Human Tetherballs, Humdingers, Humonganoids, Humpin' Hooters, Hurricane Lanterns, Hush Puppies, Hypnotizers

I: ICBMs, Ice Caps, Ice Cubes, Idahos, Igloos, Il y a du beau monde (said of a genreously endowed woman - literally "there are a lot of people there"), Implants, Inflatables, Ios, Ipsedixits, Isaac Newtons, Itty Bits, Itty Bitty Titties, I-Want-Thems

J: Jackanapes, Jaggers, Jahoobies, Jambalayas, Janet Jacksons, Jawbreakers, Jelly Bells, Jemimas, Jerry-Bilts, Jersey Cities, Jets, Jibs, Jigglies, Jigglers, Jiggly Wigglies, Jobbers, John And Paul, Jordans, Jubblies, Juggernauts, Juggies, Jugglies, Jugs, Jukes, Jumblies, Jumbo Chickpeas, Jumbos

K: K-12 & Everest, Kabombas, Kabukis, Kagemushas, Kajoobies, Kalamazoos, Kanchenjungas, Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin, Kawangas, Kayaks, Kazongas, Kazoos, Keepers, Kettle Drums, Kiwis, Knicknacks, Knobbers, Knobs, Knockers, Kongas, Kukla, Fran, and Ollie, Kumquats

L: La Breas, Lactating lungs, Lactic Lobes, Lacto Grenades, Lactoids, Lampoons, Launch Codes, Laurel and Hardy, Lean-To's, Lemons, Lethal Weapons, Leverage, Lewinskis, Lewis and Witties, Lightbulbs, Lindas, Lip Fodder, Little Duckies, Llamas, Load Stones, Loaves, Loaves fo love, Loblollies, Locklears, Long Range Tanks, Lollies, Lollipops, Lollos, Lookers, Lost Sheep, Love Handles, Love Jugs, Love Lumps, Love Melons, Love Muffins, Lovlies, Low Riders, Lucky Charms, Lug 'Ems, Lulas, Lulus, Lung Covers, Lung Hammers, Lung Nuts, Lungwarts, Luscious Lip-smackers

M: Macaroos, Mackerels, Madonnas, Magnates, Magnets, Magnificent Pontoons of Love, Magookins, Maguppies, Maharanis, Mahatmas, Majestic Mountains, Major Dongs, Major League Mammaries, Major Motion Picture Material, Male-Madness Inducers, Mamacitas, Mambazos, Mammalian Protruberances, Mammarambas, Mammaries, Mammary Lane, Mammies, Mams, Man Magnets, Man Puppets, Mangos, ManNIPulators, Mappemonde (those old fashioned maps showing two hemispheres), Maracas, Marangos, Maraschinos, Margaritas, Marimbas, Marshmallows, Marx Brothers, Massage Pillows, Matching Headlights, Mau Maus, Mausers, Mazongas, McDLT's, McFloppities, Meatbags, Meatballs, Meat Loaves, Melon Patch, Melones, Melons, Mesmerizers, Mickey and Minnie, Mike and Ike, Milk Bags, Milk Bottles, Milk Cans, Milk Duds, Milk Fountains, Milk Jugs, Milk Makers, Milk Melons, Milk Shakes, Milk Towers, Milk Wagons, Milky Sacks of Calcium, Milky Moos, Minarets, Minesweepers, Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnebagos, Missles, Mobutus, Mogambas, The Mojubas, Mole Hills, Mommas, Mondos, Moneymakers, Monroes, Montezumas, Moo Moos, Moogies, Moon Pies, Moonlight Sonatas, Mosobs, Mosquito Bites, Mother Loads, Mounds, Mounds of Jello, Moutain Peaks, Mountains, Mount Fujies, Mouthwatering Scoops Of Flesh, Moveable Feast, Muchachas, Muffins, Mulligans, Murphies, Mushmelons, Mutt and Jeff

N: Nancies, National Geographics, Nature's Founts, Nature's Little Thermometers, Naughty Bits, Nay-Nays, Nectarines, Neeners, Nenes, Nevernevers, Nibards, Niblets, Nibs, Nice Pair of thru'pennies, Nice Set Of Hands, Nice-uns, Nichons, Nin-Nins, Ninnies, Ninny Jugs, Ninth and Tenth Wonders of the World, Nippeloons, Nippelos, Nippers, Nipples, Nipple-Caddies, Nipple Sundaes, Nips, Nodes, Nodules, Noochies, Noogies, Norks, Northern Neon-Beamed Headlights, Nortons, Nose Cones, Nubbins, Nuclear Wareheads, Nukes, Num-Nums

O: Obelisks, Oblations, Oboes, Off-On Volume & the Channel Selector, Omigods, Oompas, Oppenheimers, Oracles, Oranges, Orbs, Ostrich Eggs, Ottomans, Overhang, Overstuffed Cushions, Overstuffed Pillows, Owls

P: Padding, Paducahs, Pagodas, Pair, Pair of Problems, Palms, Palookas, Pamelas, Pancakes, Papayas, Parabolas, Pare-chocs (bumpers), Parrots, The Part Numbers, Party Bags, Party Hats, Party Passes, Pastor Baiters, Pastries, Paw Patties, Peaches, Peacocks, Peakers, Peaks, Pears, Pebbles, Pects, Peepers, Pencil Erasers, Pendulums, Penis Pillows, Perkys, Perpetual Entertainment, Personal Flotation Devices, Pert and Perkies, Pete and Repeat, Pia Zadoras, Pick & Peck, Pies, Pike's Peaks, Pillows, Pimples, Ping Pings, Pink-nosed Puppies, Pinkies, Pinky & Perky, Pips, Pirate's Dream, Planetoids, Pleasant Eminences, Pleasure Mounds, Pleasure Peaks, Plentifuls, Plucktifuls, Plums, Pneumatic Bliss, Pods of Lust, Pointer Sisters, Pointers, Points, Pokers, Polygons, Pom Poms, Ponderosas, Pontoons, Poppinjays, Portable Typewriters, Potatoes, Presidential Pair, Pretty-Pretties, Pride And Joy, Professors, Proof That God Exists, Protuberances, PT Boats, Pumpkin Patch, Pudding Cups, Pumpkins, Pumps, Puppies, Pushmatahas, Push-Ups, Pyramids

Q: Quakers, Quantities, Quantum Heaps, Quasars, Quit-its, Quonset Huts

R: Rack, Rackage, Radar Domes, Radials, Ragtag and Bobtail, Raisins, Ralph Waldo Emersons, Rangoons, Raquels, Raspberry Ripples, Reasons To Live, Red Carpets, Rib Balloons, Rib Bumpers, Rib Cushions, Rib Flaps, Rivets, Roberts, Rockets, Rockies, Romans, Roploplos, Rosebuds, Rositas, Rotors, Rotundas Grandes, Roundabouts, Roundies, Roundtrippers, Ruby Reds, Rudolphs, Running Lights

S: Saggers, Saggies, Salamanders, Saline bags, The Saline Solutions, Salt & Pepper, Sams, Sandbags , Sapphos, Satellites, Schmeebs on those Nortons, Scones, Scoops, Scud Missles, Scylla & Charybdis, Searchlights, Set, Shabba-dos, Shakers, Shebas, Shelf, Shermans, Sherman Tanks, Shimmies, Shirt Potatoes, Shirt Stuffers, Shivarees, Shlobes, Shmozobs, Shock Absorbers, Shock And Awe, Shoe Buffers, Show Stoppers, Sierra Madres, Sigfried And Roy, Silicone Earmuffs, Silicone Sisters, Silicones, Silicone Suprise Supremes, Silos, Silver Stars, Sir Galahad and King Arthur, Skeeter Bites, Skeeter Chews, Skin Sacks, Ski Slopes to Heaven, Skooners, Slappers, Smart Set, Smith and Wesson, Smoothies, Smuggling Raisins, Snack Rack, Snorbs, Snow Cones, Snow Tires, Snowy Prominences, Snuggle Pups, Sockdollagers, Sopapillas, Space Aliens, Spark Plugs, Specials, Speed Bags, Speed Bumps, Spheres, Spic And Span, Splazoingas, Spongecakes, Spontaneous Combustibles, Spuds, Sqaushers, Squaw Valley, Squeeky Toys, Stacks, Stanley and Livingston, Stash in the Dash, Stocking Stuffers, Strap Hangers, Stratus-spheres, Stress Busters, Stripper's ATMs, Stuff, Stuffing, Stun Grenades, Sturgeons, Sucklebags, Sugar Cubes, Sugar Plums, Super Droopers, Supernauts, Sultanas, Sweater Bumpers, Sweater Kittens, Sweater Meat, Sweater Melons, Sweater Mittens, Sweater Puffs, Sweater Puppets, Sweater Puppies, Sweater Stuffers, Sweat Glands, Sweetrolls

T: Tahitis, Talents, Tallapoosas, Tamales, Tambourines, Tango & Cash, Tankers, Tartugas, Tassles, Tastykakes, Tatas, Tater Tots, Tats, Tatties, Tattlers, Teacups, Teatolas, Teats, Tee Pees, Teetees, Teeters, Tentacles, Terrible Twos, Terrible Twosome, Tetas, Tetons, Thangs, Thank Yous, Thelma And Louise, Thingamajigs, Thingamajugs, Thingies, Thousand Pities, Thwackers, Ticket Punchers, Ticket Sellers, Tidbits, Tiddly-Winks, Tig Bitties, Tig Ol' Bitties, Time Zones, Tippers, Tishomingos, Titbits, Tits, Titskis, Titter, Titties, TNT's, Tobacco Pouch, Tomatoes, Tom-Toms, Tom & Jerry, Tongue Depressors, Tongue Twisters, Tonsils, Toolbags, Tooters, Tootsie Pops, Top Bollocks (or Top Bollox), Tora Boras, Torpedoes, Tortillas, Tortugas, Totos, Totties, Towers, Towering Twin Peaks, Town and Cities, Tracts of Land, Tribbles, Turaluras, Twangers, Tweakers, Tweedledee & Tweedledum, Tweekers, Twin Cities, Twin Peaks, The Twins, Two Eggs, Sunny Side Up, Two Puppies in a Burlap Bag, Twofers, Tympanies, Type 2s

U: Uberalles, U-Boats, Udders, Uhurus, Umbrellas, Umlauts, Upper Karoos, Upper Ten, USDAs, Utopia

V: Van Dorens, Victrolas, Volcanoes, Volksvanins, Volumes, Volvos, Voos

W: Wa-wa pedals, Wahwahs, Waldos, Wallace & Grommit, Wally and the Beav, Wally Wispoppers, Walters, Wanna Bs, Warheads, Warts, Water Balloons, Watermelons, Weapons, Wedding Tackle, Whammers, Whapoons, Whatchacallems, Whim Whams, White Rabbits, Whole and 2%, Whoopies, Whoppers, Wibbly Wobbly Wonders, Widebodies, Wigglers, Wigwams, Willie & Waylon, Wilsons, Windbags, Windjammers, Windmills, Windshield Wipers, Winnebagos, Wipers, Wobblers, Womanhood, Wonder Twins, Wonderments, Wongas, Wonkas, Woodymakers, Woofers, Wookies, Wopbopaloobops, Workbench, World Trade Centers, Wows, Wreaths, Xenoliths

X: X-Rateds, X-Ray Glasses, Xylophones

Y: Yabbos, Yabos, Yahoos, Yams, Yayas, Yazoos, Yeast Dough, Ying Yangs, Yippie & Yahoo, Yippies, Yolandas, Yomamas, Yowsers, Yubees, Yum-Yums, Yummies, Yugos

Z: Z-bras, Zagger & Evans, Zeppelins, Ziggurats, Ziggys, Zingers, Zippys, Zoom Zooms, Zoombas, Zoomers, Zwiebacks, ZZ Tops