Loving big tits does not a lesbian make…

Saturday was apparently “lesbian night” at our local pub. You wouldn’t think such to be a common occurrence in the deepest, darkest reaches of rural Southwest England but, hey, there you go. ‘Twas but a coincidence, really, as all of “the boys” were off in some faraway land for a golf weekend. Although I was terribly ill, having been unable to keep much anything down over the preceding three days, Vix was totally in her element, dancing away and feeling up the girls on the dance floor throughout the evening. I, on the other hand, was perched quietly and unobtrusively in the corner near the mens’ room (should I need to make an “emergency run” (I know, T.M.I.)) sipping Bloody Marys (which, thankfully, agreed with my then-fragile constitution).

At one point, one of the women in attendance whom I’d always thought looked suspiciously like a nun with her stern demeanour and close-cropped hair came up and asked if I’d like a dance (specifically, she asked “Care to dance with a nun?”, so my opinion is no secret). I replied before I’d considered the ramifications of my chosen words, saying, “Thank you but, if I dance with you, I’d likely projectile vomit over everyone on the dance floor.” She wandered off as I was left to ponder my poor choice of verbage. Later on, I pulled her aside and apologised, saying that it wasn’t her that would cause me to hurl, just that I’d been feeling terribly unwell in general. She thanked me with a deep, lingering French kiss and went back to her dancing.

I don’t know why I’m telling you this, except that it was brought to mind when I encountered the latest photos & videos on the Alicia-Loren website entitled “A Lesbian Affair” within which 36JJ Alicia allows a significantly lesser-endowed yet lovely female friend to fondle her huge breasts. As for the two being lesbians, however, I find that somewhat open to interpretation. Truth is, you don’t have to be a lesbian or even bisexual to enjoy big boobs as a woman. A while back, I mentioned the phenomenon of “boobiesexuals“; basically otherwise straight women or even gay men who, despite their sexuality, still profess a fondness for breasts. Whether this stems from a longing for maternal comfort or simply a natural appreciation of the aesthetic beauty of a bountiful bosom is anyone’s guess but, whatever the case, it’s nice to see that no one is immune to their allure (or, as one visitor to Vix’ charity site so aptly observed, “Never underestimate the power of breasts!”).

And Alicia, I dare say, must be every boobiesexual’s dream! As the lyrics to Cornershop’s Brimful of Asha go, “everybody needs a bosom for a pillow,” and the way that Alicia’s soft, flowing JJ-cup breasts pool down onto her thighs as she sits just makes you want to lie down in her lap and press your head against their comforting warmth…which is precisely what Alicia’s girlfriend does in these photos! Well, a bit more, actually, as she also attempts to slip a sneaky suckle into the mix, stealthily sticking her tongue out and licking Alicia’s nipple as she lay. Meanwhile, Alicia seems to be taking it all in stride, enjoying the attentions of this lovely young woman and getting her huge breasts caressed in an overtly affectionate manner verging on the obsessive (the adoring look in her girlfriend’s eyes gives the game away here)! But who can blame her? How could anyone not obsess over big breasts like Alicia’s?! Truly, the stuff of which big boob dreams are made.

Anyway, here’s a small sampling from the photos of 36JJ Alicia Loren and her girlfriend lounging languidly on the couch in a not quite lesbian manner courtesy of Alicia-Loren.com…

        

        

        

        

…and, speaking of distinctly un-lesbian behaviour, the video selection that accompanies “A Lesbian Affair” are anything but! Instead, it’s a playful yet sexy exploration of big tit-play set to the uplifting steel drum rhythms of a calypso band (an odd juxtaposition at first, but one that starts to grow on you as you begin to imagine the big boobs bouncing and jiggling in time to the music (or, if it’s too distracting, just turn the volume down)). It was the second video clip that I found sexiest, however, with Alicia slowly dragging her JJ-cups up across the belly and chest of her supine Sapphic squeeze before said sister in sensual satisfaction takes hold of her pendulous hangers with both hands whilst Alicia bats the other’s smaller breasts about like two cherry-topped blancmanges perched upon her chest. It’s all in good fun with these delightful big tit videos from Alicia-Loren.com: