Big Boobs vs Balloons with Busty Maria Moore

WARNING: The following contains scenes which some viewers may find offensive.

I watch a lot of porn in my line of work, so much so that I’ve become fairly jaded and immune to all but the most extreme visual erotica. My relative immunity to the sexual stimulus conventional porn supposedly provides is not without its consequences, either, as 1) I probably have such a build up of those scary sex erototoxins in my system that I can inadvertently infect others with that dreaded disease of porn addiction just by standing in close proximity whilst thinking my typically prurient thoughts and, 2) the only 3rd-party content that turns me on any more sadly seems to be the sort of sex acts some people consider sick and perverted porn wise, based upon the expressions of disgust I face ad nauseum when attempting to share my erotic tastes with others. Thus, there’s not a lot out there in the adult entertainment industry that can serve to elicit a reaction in me, illicit or otherwise.

That said, however, I’ve just watched (and then tortured myself even further by editing preview clips from) the most deeply disturbing porn movie I have ever seen in my life. Yes, forget that 2 Girls 1 Cup video phenomenon, this was far worse and I’m still shaking and shuddering in the wake of this unnerving experience, left but to wonder when the hairs standing up on the back of my neck will settle back down. What’s even more shocking is that it was one of my all-time favorite big boobs models – ever beautiful, stunningly sexy and 38K busty Maria Moore – who unleashed this huge hooters horror upon me…

…(um, think we should tell Maria there’s someone kneeling behind her? “Oh, no there isn’t!” “Oh, yes there is!” Ah, but I digress…). Now, you may have noticed there’s not been much of “udderly” magnificent Maria Moore on My Boob Site of late, so I’d best just stop and take a moment out of my musings on massive mammaries to explain why. It’s not that I don’t dearly love Maria any more. Quite to the contrary, really, as I’ve missed having her on my breast blog (something of which I’m reminded every time I hear she’s been twittering Vix). However, I did have issues with her former webmasters (the less of whom I say about the better) but, now that she’s switched her personal site over to the Pecker Pass people, I’m comfortable blogging her again so fans can look forward to seeing a lot “Moore” of Maria here in the future!

Right, then, back to her big tits video that’d troubled me so. It wasn’t her tits erotic imagery that bothered my boob lover’s brain as that was a large breast fetish feast but, rather, it’s mammary movie soundtrack was what sent my skin crawling in a most uncomfortable manner. Now, I’d normally have no problem with big boobs and balloons in the least, and even the sensual sound of tits popping said inflatable orbs is not objectionable to me. However, I was ill prepared for the squeaky sonic onslaught which occurs when you effectively get a perfectly pendulous pair of K-cup breasts tit-fucking a balloon without lubrication. Honestly, it’s the aural equivalent of tits torment, and I’ll no doubt be plagued by her noisy norks in my nightmares from now on.

So, it’s only natural I’d feel the need to share my most disturbing sonic experience with big breast lovers everywhere! And, besides, it is Maria Moore and her exceptional breasts we’re talking about, so if she wants have a go with her big boobs breaking balloons (or not, in this case), more power to her! But please, Maria, should you ever feel the urge to titfuck balloons in the future, might I suggest some lube for less friction might avoid such a squeaky breast sex episode as we endured today? And, for everyone else, it’s time to turn your volume up to 11 to enjoy the maximum mammary amplitude lovely Maria Moore can muster in her balloon titfuck videos from BustyMariaMoore.com:

    

    

P.S. If you have been affected by any of the acoustical issues arising in my big tits blog today, nothing soothes the savage breast as much as the sweet mammary music of Maria Moore’s sultry voice talking to you personally in live boob cam chat at ImLive.com: