This isn’t just pussy – this is Ines Cudna pussy…

I’m pleased to report that I’ve actually made a New Year’s resolution this year! I was sitting around our kitchen table with Vix and her sister prior to venturing out to the New Year’s Eve party I’d mentioned toward the end of my last post when the topic cropped up. When it came to light that none of us had made any, we decided to pass our otherwise uneventful pre-pub time by choosing resolutions for ourselves.

While others typically come up with resolutions like stopping smoking, losing weight or drinking more sensibly, we thought we’d settle instead upon what we considered to be more manageable and achievable goals for ourselves in the new year. Thus, amidst my two witnesses, I solemnly vowed to wank more in 2008 (Vix is always telling me that I don’t masturbate nearly enough anyway, so it seemed a fair choice).

I shall now extend this resolution, for the benefit of both myself and others, by saying that I shall also commit to finding more wank-worthy material for MyBoobSite this year. So, as today finds me in the mood for some pussy, I thought I’d feature the big boobs model whom I consider to have the most beautiful pussy in the business – 36F Ines Cudna – whose luscious labia lips first captivated me way back in 2005.

Sometimes, though, I can’t help but get the impression that promoting porn isn’t all that different from advertising food (c.f. my “luscious labia lips” comment earlier). It’s not all that surprising, really, since our mouths and tongues engender a sense of touch far more sensitive than any other tactile transducer save for our sexual organs with the added bonus of being able to taste the object of our affections.

And so, considering how classy Ms. Cudna comes across in her photo shoots, I’ve decided today to blog Ines’ pussy M&S stylie! For those of you who don’t live in Britain and thus are spared from enduring these adverts, I’ll provide some simple guidelines for viewing the following photos: Imagine the following italicised voiceover spoken in a sexy, sultry female voice to the strains of the somnambulant trombone solo from Groove Armada’s “At the River” ambling casually in the background. Then, slowly scan each photo from left to right, right to left or top to bottom whilst imagining said audio track (and, if you’re still at a loss, you can just click here for additional inspiration)… ;~)

“Polish-raised slim-n-stacked topped with tender F-cup breasts beset by a hint of nipples surrounded by large areolas. A tantalizing side-dish of long, slender legs tanned to perfection and converging upon the delectable main-course of a clean-shaven pubic mound. Exquisitely succulent clitoris garnished with a generous portion of mouth-watering meat-flaps marinated in savoury vaginal juices. This isn’t just pussy – this is Ines Cudna pussy.”

…got it? Okay then, here are the photos, courtesy of Busty.pl: