I thought we could have some fun with boobs on this fine Friday, erm, in a colossal cleavage comic relief sort of way. And, despite my somewhat but not quite entirely serious nipples blog about them a well-endowed while back, I figured this would be as good a time as any to revisit the big & bouncy Boobie Movies breast fetish video site since their big tits tag-line does indeed promise fun with floppy funbags!
To get the good times rolling, I’m well aware that a lot of big breast lovers can identify a favorite busty models by boobs alone. The curvaceous contour of her breasts and how they hang heavy on her chesty chest combined with cleavage separation at rest, any distinctive nipple characteristics plus areola size, shape and pigment alone are usually dead giveaways. However, what if said model of massive mammaries had her big tits in disguise? Would you be able to tell who she was, then?? Here’s a funny little breast test video clip courtesy of BoobieMovies to help assess your acuity at identifying ample endowments should such a situation arise (and, spoiler alert, don’t click the thumbnail until you think you know who it is!)…
…so, can you tell who it is, yet (without clicking, of course)? I’d be willing to bet big boobs to bacon that 90% of MyBoobSite’s regulars got that one in a mammary gland moment and, if you didn’t, you’re simply not paying enough attention to tits (especially considering a subscription to BoobieMovies gives you free access to her personal website as well)!
Not to get off the beaten track (although beating off to big boobs in Groucho Marx glasses would be a bit of a worry), but the first half of my tit blog title was inspired by psychedelic sixties song Judy in Disguise by John Fred & His Playboy Band. Remember that? Probably not. Then again, the Silicon Teens did a pretty cool cover version in the early-’80s, for those of you alive back then (am feeling old, now, but I digress…). Anyway, with the incessant lyrics of “Cantaloupe eyes, come to me tonight, boobies in disguise – with glasses” playing over and over again in my head (although I had always heard it as “cantaloupe pies” growing up), I’d best move on.
Our second exceedingly sexy yet silly large breast fetish feature features a stunningly beautiful dirty blonde girl known only as Emily (afaik, so anyone have a surname for her? I’d love to know who this uber babe is!) and, as for her half of the title, it does indeed seem that Emily has issues (beyond what the tits in her t-shirt are saying)! You see, in her Dirty Emily video, she plays the busty blonde bimbo / big tit slut trying to come up with content for her new DirtyEmily.com website (don’t bother; I checked; it doesn’t exist).
Now, I can tell you from erotic experience, and know my lovely wife would agree, that the worst thing about doing your own porno shoot is coming up with ideas. There’s only so many times a busty girl can lick her own nipples or squeeze her tits together for a solo sexy breast massage as, after a while, it just gets boring and ceases to be sexy. Thus, you’ve got to come up with new things to do with boobs that will break the big tits tedium of it all.
Well, it seems that adorable Emily’s annoying photographer / videographer decided a big boob food fetish sploshing video might be just the ticket and, once Emily strips off her t-shirt and wrangles those beautiful breasts out of her bra, jiggling her tits for the camera (being yet but another breast-centric cliche), he produces a bowl for Emily to dip her tits in chocolate sauce and a sloppy boob massage ensues. Only then does it dawn on him there’s no way Em can finish the shoot with such messy breasts and tells her to lick her tits clean. Her chocolate cleavage clean-up operation proving an epic fail for this sexy self nipple licking lovely, Mr. Mildly Overbearing replaces the chocolate with milk for a milky boob bath. But – wouldn’t you know it? – her sticky tits just stick to the bowl as we leave our hapless porn producer, still trying to figure out what to do next, as deliciously dirty Emily laughs her tits off.
I don’t know why, but I just find busty Emily to be the second sexiest thing alive. Maybe it’s the whole dirty blonde with big boobs thing, or perhaps the sensually slutty disposition she fails to conceal beneath the put-on guise of blonde bimbo exterior, or it could just be my erotic obsession with eyes (as she does have that sexy eyes look down in spades!), but there’s something about Emily I’d really like to put my finger on before it drives me nuts!
Oh, and in case you’d thought I’d forgotten and was just going to prattle on forever gushing praise over this gorgeous creature (and I was just getting to the part about how nice it is to see a girl having fun with porn and laughing in spite of the questionably sexy situation she’s in, too!), some preview clips of her Dirty Emily video from BoobieMovies.com:
That’s Emily Anderson. She disappeared about 4 years ago(?) Always thought she was very beautiful.
That was gross. The only thing worse is if she was crying.