Marmite Tits from Vix

Now, I’m not a food fetish porn sort of person (save perhaps where there might be doughnuts involved), but it seems that mixing big boobs with food is a common theme in our norksome niche. Forget the whole milk thing, as that’s merely a natural by-product of their mammary gland goodness. No, I’m talking about the unrelated edibles which have featured here in the past; breasts in chocolate sauce, ice cream tits, jelly boobies and that unfortunate incident with the prawns being but a few examples…

            

…(not to mention that honey featured heavily in my boob blog before this one!). However, there is one staple foodstuff (well, it is here in Britain, at least) that has been left out of this lewd and lascivious tits in food loop, possibly because of the love it or hate it attitude it inspires amongst the masses. Yes, I’m speaking, of course, about Marmite…

…(for those unfamiliar, Marmite is a salty, savoury, somewhat saucy British born spread comprised of disused brewer’s yeast extract not yet applied to breasts (to our knowledge)). Well, it just so happens that this outrageous and alarming oversight over boobs in Marmite porn was recently rectified! How this transpired is Vix was on Twitter, just titting around whilst chatting away with the leader of some hopefully fabricated fringe political contingent known as the Norks & Bacon Party (don’t ask me what their manifesto might be, all I know is she was appointed Minister of Sluts with them some time back). After a heated discussion on Denmark banning Marmite had ensued therein, Mr N&B made the decidedly off-topic observation that, other big tit toppings having been quite adequately addressed by topless models time and again, there seemed a distinct lack of busty girls getting their tits out then basting bare breasts with Marmite on the internet!

So, being the Marmite lover she is, Vix saw this as an ample opportunity to express her righteous indignation over the issue whilst fulfilling the missing niche in Marmite tits as well! But, by the time she got around to shooting the photos, a potentially conflicting article appeared to imply the original Danish Marmite ban story had been blown out of proportion. Thus, what might have begun as a sexy, filthy, dirty protest over this sticky situation could well end up being but fond, happy mammaries in a marmitey cleavage celebration of the Dane’s official approval of this meaty, tasty treat! We’ll just have to wait and see as culinary news continues to unfold but, ’til then, here, making the phrase “booby gravy” spring to mind for some strange reason, is lovely Vix with Marmite tits spreading bread & butter on her boobs before eating it up in messy breast food fetish photos from Tits-Out.com: