A while back, I’d posted a blog erroneously entitled Uma Thurman Nude over on MyVaginaSite because, quite frankly, the girl in the pics honestly reminded me of Uma. Well, I’d just a moment ago finished editing a photo series which answers the age-old question, “What if Uma Thurman had big tits?”
Of course, those aren’t Uma Thurman’s tits either – not even close – rather, it’s Vix from Tits-Out titting around with her PVC Kill Bill outfit and plastic toy sword this past weekend (yes, I know it’s not a proper Samurai sword but, try as she might, there just wasn’t one available at the costume shop).
As a side note, this shoot also served to underscore the difficulty that busty girls built big up top but with a small ass and slender legs – especially those as vertically challenged as Vix – have in finding clothing that fits (and, looking at the first photo below, it’s too tight on Vix’ tits as it is!).
Then again, I suppose it does make for some good cleavage shots. And so, here’s Vix recapping the legendary role of Uma Thurman in Kill Bill – albeit with bigger breasts – courtesy of Tits-Out.com:
Great set.
Let me tell you about that damn outfit!!
For starters, the zip was fcuked and I had to set to it with a pair of pliers, before it would actually zip. When I did get it working, I zipped the skin on my belly right into the zip. I said “ouch”, or words to that effect, I can tell you.
As Reese says, I had problems as the suit was too small for my boobs and too big for my bum and legs. What you can’t see is that is was so snug on my arms that I was unable to lift them… so was unable to flail the sword around as I had originally intended.
Ah, that it were lycra or latex… then we could have been cooking on gas, alas, all I could find was PVC. Which is terribly warm to wear, but not as warm as latex can get.
What I need is a big vat of liquid latex, so as I can just be dipped into it and left to set.
I should then probably call for volunteers to peel me, like a big, wobbly, animated fruit.
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I absolutely adore and love Vix’s tits! Beautiful nips, nice round bumpy areola and I simply LOVE the way they point when they’re hanging naturally. The piercing is the cherry on top for sure! Love ’em! Tits out girl, TITS OUT!
Out? Tits? Me?
Nevarrr!
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Before dipping yourself in latex… be sure to either totally wax or shave your body… Other wise OUCH.
Smooches,
Sam
The Bride: “As I said before, I’ve allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they’ll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.”
And now I know that the third reason for keeping my wicked life is that I can bear witness to The Bride’s superb big tits!
wow what a rack those are about the sexy things I have seen in a long time
what an amazing pair of tits you have Vix, my dick has never throbbed so hard, and its was all from just looking those gorgeous round tits, and hard nips! Thank you so much for getting them out!xxx
Holy moley those are bigger than my thighs