Alicia Loren Subdues Serpent with Huge Boobs

Right then, before the pedant police have a field day with today’s title, let me kick things off by clarifying that it’s the gorgeous JJ-cup Alicia Loren is the one who has the huge breasts here, not the snake (although that, too, would be somewhat amusing). That said, the slithering serpent meandering through her massive mammaries isn’t even the genuine reptilian article but rather a soft, cuddly toy snake (and, btw, if any girls with big tits are interested, I just so happen to have a real one at home should you fancy feeling my girthy little serpent crawling through your cleavage for a sexy snake porn shoot) who would adequately address all interpretations of today’s title if only someone were kind enough to buy it a tiny pair of furry boobs to tie on her torso).

Basically, it’s a pictorial retelling of the story of Adam & Eve’s fall from grace in the Garden of Eden, albeit with big breasts of biblical proportions and no Adam (whose role I’d be more than happy to play if only Alicia would allow my two-eyed trouser snake nest in her comfy warm tits!). Fair enough, but everyone knows that Adam’s first wife was in fact Lilith who had left him because, in an early effort to establish gender equality during the dawn of mankind, decided that she wanted to have girl-on-top sex (hmmm, curiously, this reminds me of someone I know) and subsequently became the very first succubus – an irresistably sexy demoness with an insatiable sexual appetite who’d mount men in their sleep fucking cowgirl style to steal their semen (a fate which one can effectively abate by beseeching the angels Semangelaph, Senoi & Sensenoi but, quite frankly, I’m a bit beyond that (however, if any amongst you are having genuine serious issues with the aforementioned, please feel free to contact me as that’s my other job)) and thereby sap their spirit of its intangible stores of masculine metasexual energy.

But, alas, MyBoobSite is not some sort of religious soapbox for engaging in heated theosophical debate but a big boobs porn site instead. And so, here’s the stunning 36JJ Alicia Loren sharing her enormous endowments with a cuddly serpent and a tasty apple garnishing her JJ-cup cleavage in a handful of preview photos from her Snake Apple Boobs shoot at Alicia-Loren.net: