Author: The One and Only Big Tit Pimp

We all like different things. This applies to pretty much everything in life: The food we eat; the music we listen to; the television and films we like to watch; the authors we prefer to read; the websites we visit; the people we like to jack-off to. Some people are very particular in what they Read More …

Here’s two girls with four huge breasts between them. Actually, those breasts are quite literally between these two hot honeys as they get to writhing around on each other, pressing those big breasts together like a burger bun of boobies. Hailing from Bucharest in Romania, Micky Bells is 26 years old and carries a huge Read More …

Obsession. That’s a funny thing, isn’t it. I myself have never obsesed over anyone. Nope, not ever, nuh-huh. Certainly not over a model. And if I had, it certainly wasn’t over Sha Rizel who I appear to have blogged 14 times in the last 12 months. Anyhoo… here’s Lili Madison. Again. :D Lillies on the Read More …

This is Angel Wicky. She has also been known as Adriana, Audrey Argento and, oddly, Wellie. Oddly because that is what we tend to call Wellington boots here in the UK. Maybe she is aware of wellie wanging, but I doubt it. Wellie wanging is not as naughty as it sounds. It is a British Read More …

Today, November the 19th, 2013, is the 150 (or seven score years and ten)-th anniversary of Abraham Lincoln’s famous Gettysburg Address. Hence the title of this blog. For which I apologise. I felt like I should acknowledge the anniversary of such an important part of history. So, why apologise? Of course, I felt the need Read More …

I know that I blogged Valory last month, but this set is exceptional. This incredible outfit may have the disadvantage of hiding Valory’s nipples (and I cannot help but wonder how it felt to remove those criss/cross pasties from her pale, puffy areolae) but that does give an extraordinary look, which makes us yearn for Read More …

Remember Abbi as an overdeveloped schoolgirl? Loading the player… [wpsr_sharethis] Well, the M cup momma is now in her thirties, in this evolutionary tale, and has become the school mistress. A very different teacher than ever I had, for sure, as none of my teachers were prone to popping the puppies out and if they Read More …

When I blogged Anna Kay previously, I was a bit bothered by the given bra size of 44F. I surmised, from her bust measurement (available at the time) of 44″ and that bra size of 44F, that she was, in fact, a 38F. I compared her to myself as an F-cup, but only a 36″. Read More …

If you remember the first (and only, until now) that we have had a darn good look at Lili Madison, we found we had very little information about her. The best way I could find to rectify this was to be terribly un-British about the whole thing and just plain ask. Now, if you are Read More …

Elle Flynn is a new discovery for Scoreland. As a result I can find next to no information about her, even less than I had on 34G Lili Madison when I blogged her (but I have been talking to Lili on Twitter and I hope get a little more information to you soon, as a Read More …

Some people complain that there are no longer any stories in porn, it’s just straight down to the fucking, when I blogged this scene elsewhere today, I felt I had to share on here. The story is of two heavily hung hootered honeys and their horrible Hallowe’en dilemma of who’s costume is hotter. Cue the Read More …

Swedish born Jennica Lynn now lives in Bournemouth, Dorset (in the UK). The general climate in Sweden is slightly colder than the south coast of the UK, where it is always a little warmer than most anywhere else here. Why does this matter? Well, thankfully for Jennica, she is in neither of those countries when Read More …

28 year old Bedazzled5 says she is a CEO in her day job. I am curious to know what sort of company she runs, or if she is CEO of her own business of being a cam-girl. I am guessing the latter. Which is fine. Good for her. After all, who wouldn’t want to share Read More …

                  [wpsr_sharethis] 36G Rockell is playing dress-up again, after the last time we saw her, here, where she was doing the whole sexy secretary thing, the 5’9″ tall totty turns to the wild west saloon and plays at being a corseted concubine. The blonde beauty is stuffed well into that corset, her beautiful bouncing Read More …

Newcomer to the job, 19 year old, Californian African American, Marie Leone is not afraid to jump right in as she cums to the business with an interracial, hardcore scene. At 5’2″, Marie carries a huge rack of tits, measuring in at a very impressive 34 J. As the title describes here, Marie gets straight Read More …