Sculptor Norman Glitzen was just doing his part for the Art in Public Places program in Wellington, Florida, but his well-endowed “Siren” provoked a public outcry by residents claiming his work to be obscene. Attending a village council meeting to defend his curvy creation, Glitzen argued, “If they find her obscene, are they saying all large-breasted women are obscene? The world is full of large-breasted women!” Not nearly enough, Norman, not nearly enough. Click here to learn more about the absurd trials and tribulations surrounding his stacked statue.