This morning, I made the stupid mistake of setting my desktop background to my favourite porn photo of all time (erm, Frank will know which one I’m talking about). This was terribly foolish as, despite needing to get loads of work done, I instead kept getting these spontaneous erections to the point of pre-cum leaking out the head of my cock (sorry, TMI). And, indeed, it wasn’t long before the allure of the intensely erotic image stretched out across the wide-screen monitor overcame me and I had to stop for a wank break (it is nice to have a job where masturbating at work isn’t prohibited).
Sexually satisfied, I set back to work, the full-screen task of editing big tits video clips providing a blessed relief from the hauntingly horny hardcore pic lurking lewd & lascivious just behind the foreground window. The seductive temptation of my sultry screen slut now thankfully obscured, I was able to carry on working without incident…that is, however, until I’d finished with the video bits and closed the editor window, thus inadvertently bringing the sexy slattern succubus back into view. *sigh*
How many times can a guy wank in a day without wearing himself raw?! I’m not entirely certain, but I can tell you with some authority at this point (said erotic imagery having been there for over an hour) that it’s most definitely greater than three. But, not really wanting to find out for sure via the supreme sexual sacrifice of my already-sore penis, I decided to substitute my sexually explicit desktop wallpaper for something significantly less suggestive…and sanity was soon restored.
Now, I’m not saying that there’s anything wrong with having a wank – in fact, I firmly believe that if people would just masturbate more it could make the world a more peaceful place – then again, in my case today, it was more like I was showing all the signs of lapsing back into the deep, dark slippery wet tunnel of pornography addiction (so please remind me never to put that picture on my phone, as the results could get most embarrassing (erm, think in terms of “holding public erections”)).
Masturbation is fine in moderation. Boys do it and girls do it, too (although I must admit that I am slightly jealous of female mastubation, as they seem to have such a vast variety of vibrators & dildos they can use, whereas all we males can get is that sodding FleshLight). And so, as a gentle reminder that everybody wanks, here’s gorgeous G-cup goddess Faith Nelson (whom I’d frankly forgotten enjoys a little lady-wank every now and again, not having visited Faith’s hardcore site for so long) masturbating her pretty pussy with a vibrator in these photos & videos from FaithExposed.com:
It is a cliche to say this, I know… BUT if you look up “perfection” in the dictionary, there you will find a picture of Faith. Good lord this girl is incredible.
Ok, Reese, own up, post your “favourite porn photo of all time”
I think this would be an interesting topic to cover.
I would have to go away to do some serious thinking about what would be my favourite port photo, but just off the cuff, but
THIS
would certainly be in the top 5. It’s tame by “porn” standards, but every single time I look at this shot I just say, “Damn”. Rather loudly.
now im curious, what was the desktop picture?
Just a Fleshlight? Look into prostate massagers like the Aneros. Anyway.. back to Faith…
You’re gonna need to post that picture. You know that, right?
Vaya par de tetas tiene esta tia, me encanta lo malo es que siempre que folla lo hace con el mismo tio y ni tiene aguante y parece que lo hace sin ganas, pero ella esta muy buena :)
Reese, sometimes the urge cannot be satisfied by the usual “steak and potatoes” sex and/or BJ. I speak for myself and I cannot lie, I am a man of variety and the thus need a break from the ordinary. Instead of taking the time to tell the lass what we should do, mostly in fear of backlash, i would rather rub one out at my own pace. I have actually asked my significant other to get herself off while i watch and do the same, she has rejected my offer (not to mention yell at me). Faith is a fine portrait of genetic perfection and her approval of masturbation will keep me flogging away. And which pub do you frequent because i will be a regular customer.
The links don’t seem to be working :(
Oh man – those teaser vids were amazing. She is so damn hot and her boobs seem to be getting bigger and bigger every time I see her. Damn… she is awesome.
The videos are nice, but this is the one that really does it for me:
http://traffic.faithexposed.com/toyonbed_pics/full/15_resize.JPG
A side of Faith that we rarely get to see, but that I will gladly add to my overall image of her.
This post alone would have elevated Faith to 30JJGC kitten status!
FrankNZ,
I have to agree with you friend that is a classic picture!
“Just a Fleshlight? Look into prostate massagers like the Aneros.”
Oh YES! The Aneros made me rediscover both my Fleshlight AND my steel cockring. Together it may look like a bit too much but it’s the best solo ride. Curious about your desktop too!
“WANK BREAK”: Test firing the meat missle,spackling the cieling,one handed workout,Rapid one arm pull ups,Committing mass spermicide,Freeing the hostages and my favorite-Waxing the dolphin.