Forget the Tits – I Need a Blowjob

Reading the comments on yesterday’s Jordan Carver blog (or “Carver-gate” as it shall from henceforth be notoriously known, especially after I’ve penned my Dickensian adaptation entitled Nippleless Nippleby), I came to realise that many of you, like myself, need to see the whole package – or at least the whole tits – in order to be truly satisfied with porn. For me, the most inspiring comment came from MyBoobSite regular No Strings Attached who, mirroring my own sentiments, wrote, “For those who say it’s nice to be teased, rather than having flesh simply thrust right down your throat, sure, I can agree… up to point… It’s only nice to be teased if there’s a nice treat at the end, to reward us for our patience. To tease us and then walk away is the ‘bad’ kind of teasing. Very annoying and not attractive.”

Too true, but the thing that inspired me about NSA’s comment beyond my agreement was the having flesh thrust down your throat bit as it made me further realise, with all the softcore porn that’s been plaguing my big breast blog of late that, even moreso than nice nude tits, I really needed a blowjob! Cumming back to my oral sex senses, though, I reasoned, “But why forgo big boobs for a little cock sucking when you can have the best of both worlds with a busty blowjob instead?!” And so we shall…

…after all, I personally find few things more sensually and sexually attractive than a girl with a cock in her mouth (just give an already cute busty girl a big mouthful of man-meat and she somehow becomes even more adorable!) but, that said, I’ve always just thought of the penis as a fashion accessory in porn anyway. And so I set off surfing porn in search of busty blowjobs but, barring sites like Big Babe Blowjobs because I wanted to feature a wider variety of dick licking ladies (but not wide in that way), I didn’t find anyone off-hand who specialized in generic big boobs blowjobs. So I decided to find recourse in regular hardcore porn instead and, figuring some cock sucking girls with relatively big tits and round asses wouldn’t go amiss in fulfilling my fleeting fellatio fantasy, here’s a heavy handful of galleries with busty blowjob videos thrown in courtesy of BigTitsRoundAsses.com: