My, my…aren’t _I_ becoming the one for sensationalist headlines lately?! First it was Eden Mor’s lesbian sex liaison, and now this! If I’d had more room, I might’ve put something even more adventuresome, like “G-cup teen boobie queen Faith Nelson gets drunk, sucks chocolate cock, makes out with her girlfriend Ashley, then slathers herself in squirty cream before tit-fucking a banana!” But it would be unfair to fabricate a coherent story line using clips from a disparate collection of videos I gathered from her InBedWithFaith.com website, don’t you think?
Anyway, it seems that Faith’s #1 request from fans is to see her give a blowjob. So, in an effort to please her adoring public, Faith asks her cameraman Dave to give her his cock to suck. Before you get too excited, however, I should mention that poor Dave is afflicted with a curiously detachable, chocolate penis. Oh well, at least she didn’t bite the head off, like some people do. But – woo hoo! – we also get to see Faith give a titfuck with her gorgeous 32G boobs!! Mind you, this time it’s with a banana… *sigh* …(she could really do with a boyfriend, imho).
Bloody hell, if dear Faith would just learn to eat her food rather than sucking, fucking and rubbing it all over her body, maybe she’d finally get some flesh on her bones! Still, I suppose it is entertaining, albeit in an edible-erotic produce-porn sort of way. And besides, if she hadn’t rubbed whipped cream all over her pussy, we would’ve missed out on the amazing likeness of actor Jimmy Stewart that miraculously appeared on her pubes (please, tell me that you can see it too, and I’m not just losing my mind):
Reese:
So that you can come out with an even number of human bodies when calculating using that “1001 Breasts” website you mentioned, I have included a few URLs below to help with the odd number of tits. Just assume that it’s one of the (oddball) humans in one of the following URLs.
In this picture we have a patient with (presumably) two normal breasts, and a third accessory nipple (awfully flat-chested if she’s a woman, but may be a man). So this one will help you come out odd in your calculations. (Grins!)
Or else use this one. Basically, she has no left breast.
http://www.iqb.es/ginecologia/atlas/mama/anatomia/malformaciones/malformacion11.htm
Here’s one with four nipples.
http://www.iqb.es/ginecologia/atlas/mama/anatomia/malformaciones/malformacion07.htm
Here we have a woman that has “bilateral accessory breasts”, but they don’t say how many. She definitely has two, one under each armpit. But then that fat fold under each breast may each be an accessory breast, so she may have a total of six!! Whew!
http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/309/6957/797?eaf
BTW, this website uses a _really_nice_ model for their macromastia example. Click on her picture and check her out!
http://www.iqb.es/ginecologia/atlas/mama/anatomia/malformaciones/malformaciones.htm
I just see shaving cream. I think you’re letting your imagination get the better of you. :-P
Very Free~
Bugger – I was sure that was Jimmy Stewart! Oh, nevermind. Thanks for the links, and for making up my numbers. Now, this may be my imagination getting the better of me yet again, but their macromastia model bears a striking resemblance to Autumn-Jade.
~Reese! :~)
P.S. For all of my goings-on about odd breasts, I can’t believe that I neglected to mention Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6!
anyone no this girl’s name?
http://168tuku.com/uploadfile/UploadFile/20051118145857508.jpg
I find it interesting that Faith giving a blowjob is the #1 request. I feel that way about all girls. There’s only one thing better than watching a big titted babe suck a cock and we all know what that is…she’s doing it to me. I’ve got to be honest and say I really could care less about seeing Faith get fucked but sucking a cock now that would be great.
I remember Zaphod Beeblebrox, the two-headed whomever, but I’ve no recollection of Eccentrica Gallumbits. Someday, when I have the time, I’ll have to re-read D. Adams’ books.
In reply to dxzzaa, that’s a pic of Subgirl, with extremely morphed ta-tas. Some of her pics have http://www.subgirlie.net, but it comes up a a dead link. Some other pics have bustygirlies.com, which also doesn’t seem to work. She had a kid and she gained weight, and her boobs grew real big. But she’s real cute in her pics, with her big nips and areolas.
Faith looking pretty tasty in black leather boots and a snatch shot too!!
Hey,
Just Curious, Does faith from in bed with faith have a last name so i can look her up elsewere on the web and not get faith hill??
Thanx
Steel~
Yup, she’s Faith Nelson.
~Reese! :~)
boo, we need to see her with the real thing
Reese:
I am interested in downloading the entire video of Faith making out with Ashley, of which you have an excerpt of. But I’m only interested in that one video. I went to inbedwithfaith.com but couldn’t find any contact info. Is there any way I can contact inbedwithfaith.com so I can ask them whether or not I can pay for and download just that Faith & Ashley video?
—Thanx
Tony~
If you go to her webmasters’ site and scroll down to the bottom, you’ll find contant links there. Hope this helps…
Cheers,
~Reese! :~)
Pssst! Wanna see Faith suck cock for real?! Click here!!
Man is she hot…I’ve came a hundred times looking at her pics and vids!!
Hey I think I came across another site for the same girl. It’s faithexposed.com. This is the site where she has all of her hardcore videos…if it’s the same girl. Check it out…
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Wow, looking good, but no hardcore on her site???
YAY FOR BANANA FUCKING
I bet afterwards she sucked his cock for real. God, English chicks are so hot. I’d ram my rod down her throat and the squish it in between those soft mountains of flesh and cum all over her cute face. The I’d fuck her in the ass until the sun comes up.
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