Scottish newspaper The Daily Record reported today that boobs are getting bigger here in the UK! Research has revealed that, over the past decade, the average bust size has increased from 34 to 36 inches, and cup sizes have blossomed from a modest B to a fuller C or D. Gosh, with that kind of progress, we’ll only have to wait another 40 years before we reach a respectable median. ;~)
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Not half! Where I live (in Yorkshire) there seems to be an excess of big boobs. Most seem to average a 40″ + bust, but there must be something in the water ‘cos my wife, who is from the South, came north with a 38F cup. Big enough you might say, and I was happy with it, but blow me down, – after a few years it’s expanded to a very fulsome H cup giving her a bust size of more than 48 inches! It doesn’t end there; she’s now busting out of a H cup bra and seems to need a J. But don’t think it is because she is putting on weight, no, she has lost weight recently after slimming and got down to a 36H. Demonstrating that whilst having lost some body fat her boobs are still the same size, making them look even bigger than ever. They present her with some problems though: Lots of wolf wistles on her way to work, problems walking up and down stairs (she can’t see her feet), she keeps kicking the dog (accidentally of course) and keeps bumping into things and knocking them over. Other trouble in her office at work include jealous bitchy women. They all want the same kind of figure. A bonus for me is bed time where her boobs are so large she lays on her side and spreads them out in front of her. Now I would not fit comfortably into the bed if I were not to use them as pillows. In practice, facing her chest, I lay my head on the left boob, then she drops the raght one over my head completely enveloping it! I can breath if I keep my nose deep in her cleavage against the breast bone. Well, at least my ears never get cold!
Piers~
Great story! Vix & I will be up near Yorkshire next weekend for a swinger-mate’s birthday party, so we’ll be sure to keep on the lookout for a bounty of big boobs whilst there!
As for your wife, she should stay proud of her marvellous figure and not pay any attention to her covetous critics at work who knock her knockers (and I promised myself I wouldn’t use that phrase!). If she ever finds her boobs getting her down, however, she should read what Cherry Brady has to say on her “Ban Breast Reductions” website.
And what a lucky guy you are, too! The description of your bedtime headrest just send my imagination reeling when I try to visualize the scenario. Hmmm, I suppose a photo or two would be out of the question…? ;~)
Cheers,
~Reese! :~)
P.S. …or perhaps some of that miraculous breast-enhancing water you’ve got up there? ;~)
I’m intending to get a picture for you. I’ll have to be sneaky though. Because she works in a top Solicitors office she is a bit sensitive to me taking pics of her, but I’ll try and get one when she’s asleep.
‘Off duty’, so to speak, at home, in the garden, etc, like most ‘big’girls she tends to slop around in loose baggy clothing under which it’s hard to appreciate her figure. But she never wears clothes in bed.
If you’re visiting Yorkshire, York is a good place for large boob spotting and Leeds isn’t bad, I just hope the weather doesn’t get too cold making them all cover up.
Some ‘miracle water’ I can reccomend for drinking is John Smith’s bitter or Tetley’s.
Hope you have a good visit.