Not that there’s ever been any, mind (apart from Miss Intrigue herself), but I thought I’d take a crack at solving the mammary gland mystery of why all her sexy nude photos seem to come out like this…
…I’d always assumed it was just an effort on behalf of this (quite possibly) beautiful J-cup busty girl to protect her identity in the event her employer, friends or family might frown upon the porn escapades of her large breast exhibitionist tendencies toward baring her boobs on the ‘net. Or maybe Miss Intrigue is someone famous – you know, like a celebrity or politician or some such – and these extracurricular erotic exploits would just get her big tits in trouble somehow. Or, and this is even more of a stretch, she’s some sort of sexy superheroine or voluptuous villainess masquerading as mild mannered maiden of massive mammaries (with that, I can empathize, knowing just how important preserving one’s secret identity can be)!
Then it struck me: You know those old photos from family vacations where whomever was taking the pictures cut your head off? Headless holiday snaps seem to be a tradition of sorts, so I suspect Miss Intrigue’s photographer is simply suffering the self same syndrome! That, or he’s just so obsessed with her breasts that he’s unable to focus any higher (at least I assume it’s a “he”, since said massive tit photography aficionado has been known on occasion to accidentally cum into shot on her videos as well…
…so, with that big tit mystery solved (to my somewhat simple satisfaction), I can rest easy with a new found respect for busty Miss Intrigue in that it’s not her fault her face never appears in a photo, her horny holiday mode (or huge hooters mad) photographer is to blame for the optical oversight (or should that be “under-“?)! Thus, I feel better about her boobs and shall share some of her more recent preview pics from MIFantasy.com:
P.S. And, honest, I was going to stop there, but it seems her massive breasts aren’t the only anatomical feature her horny photographer is interested in as is amply evidenced by the genital invasion of privacy occurring below in this sexy tit squeezing, nipple pulling, 3rd-party pussy fondling big boobs bonus from magnificent 30J Miss Intrigue at MIFantasy.com:
It’s very unlikely she’s someone super-famous Reese, since most famous women these days tend to look like heroin addicts. For some weird reason, voluptuous types are right out. Damn shame too, with figures like that knocking around. Who wants to sleep with a Kate Moss type who looks like a leggy 14-year-old girl for christs sake? Closet paedos, thats who. Give me the Miss Intrigue type any day, thanks. Those are curves you can lose yourself in.
They are the most perfect boobs I’ve ever seen :)
pASS. If the chick doesnt have the ass to back up the titties, its not attractive to me. All tit and no ass is like a boys body with large tits. Who cares.