Porn cliches – gotta love ’em! You know, like the one where the pizza delivery man knocks on the door only to be faced by a scantily clad babe in a skimpy, sexy negligee leaving little to the imagination and, being the horny buggers that pizza men are, sets out to seduce his curvaceous customer with some lame pick-up line like, “Would you like a little extra sausage with that?” Or, finding that she doesn’t have enough money to settle the bill, offers to pay for her cheesy comestibles “in kind” with the carnal compensation of casual sex instead. Ah, the classics – just one of those twee touches that makes porn fun – and, in 36J Maria Moore’s latest video for her Busty Maria Moore website, she revives this old chestnut to pornographic perfection with a generous extra large helping of J-cup cleavage on the side!
However, there’s this one small part of the pizza man fucking fantasy that’s always been a cause of concern for me. To wit: If you’re going to take time out for a fuck, isn’t your pizza going to be cold by the time you’ve both cum? Now, granted, I have nothing against cold pizza – quite to the contrary, in fact, as I believe that it makes for a most tasty and nutritious breakfast – but I also like my pizza hot, especially if I’m intending to enjoy it as my evening meal. And so, I propose the following compromise to ensure that both the food and the fucking are at least temptingly tepid: When a girl orders a takeaway pizza and intends there to be fucking on the menu as well, why not just order two pizzas at the outset – one to eat and one to share – and then fuck the delivery dude after they’re both finished eating? After all, who wants to have sex on an empty stomach?!
Meh. Perhaps I overanalyse things a bit, especially when it comes to porn. Still, with just a little foresight, a good pornographer can easily make the fetish food for a fuck fantasy so much more pornographically practical! But I digress and, after all, I’d be thrilled to share a post-coital pizza with the magnificent Maria Moore be it hot or cold (erm, unless she got cum on it (but, then again, I do tend to like a bit of extra salt on my food)). Anyway, here’s the lovely 36J Maria Moore using her massive mammaries to seduce her pizza delivery man in these fabulous fucking hardcore photos & videos that come courtesy of her very own BustyMariaMoore.com:
Is that her husband? I am pretty sure he is the only guy I have ever seen for fuck.
And I do LOVE to watch her fuck.
how lucky would you feel to deliver pizza and a hot & busty woman like Maria Moore answers the door !!!! This woman is amazing !!!!
Magnificent woman
I call No Sausage Jokes!
I love it when she shows her ass!
But the poor woman’s pizza is getting cold…
Whoa Ho! I woundn’t mind having some M+M to eat out. She wound melt in my mouth and not in my hands. I wonder what she would do for a steak and lobster dinner? At least she wasn’t eating the ‘zah as she she’s getting banged in one of the previous sites. Gotta love Maria to the end. ;D
Ahhhhh Maria! Yep, she only fucks her husband. But I can dream
though. Wonder what she would do for a Chicago stuffed pan pizza.
She must have ordered the Meat Lover’s Pizza…..
OMG! That is disgusting! Obviously she is being coerced with pizza and that is so unhealthy!
Oh, this is different, right?
:LOL:
Yeah, her husband is the only dude she’s ever photographed with, but thankfully that doesn’t apply to other women…
that explains why they are such a good team. Him having a good dick helps too.
which makes me think: how many more big tit/nice cock couples are there in porn? I know Wifey and Hubby.
i dont like this boyfriend only policy as it gives the impression that the model is off limits to all others and ultimately quite off putting
im sure shes fucked another guy in her debut scene for a site that escapes me now and did anal too
Wasn’t her first video back at Mom’s Anal Adventures at BangBros?
http://www.myboobsite.com/blog/moore-maria/
Pretty sure its the same guy too.
Lucky dude.