Phone Sex with Christy Marks

It’s been a while since Christy Marks was here, and yet have found myself thinking about her this past weekend. No, it wasn’t that Groucho Marx thing from Friday but, rather, her phone sex flash gallery that crossed my stream of consciousness recently…

…when I’d posted it on our Twitter feed, I’d mentioned that it reminded me of my teenage years, but didn’t elucidate much farther beyond that. Then, I remembered my vagina blog about listening to girls masturbate and realised that the story therein was, although true to the erotic experience itself, not entirely accurate.

You see, my actual first time occurred much earlier when I was in my teens. I had this band mate whose girlfriend used to call me late at night and we’d end up chatting for hours. I was comfortable with this since he worked a late shift, so I assumed she was lonely and just needed someone to talk to while he was busy at work. Besides, he was my best friend and I’d never dream of betraying his trust.

Which is precisely why I’d tried to avoid or avert the conversation whenever she began talking about her boyfriend or their relationship as, frankly, it was none of my business. However, when she unexpectedly brought up the topic of penis size one evening, I’m embarrassed to say I let her continue since I was somewhat curious how big his cock was (genitalia not being a subject us guys talked about, as a rule, whether or not that’s the norm nowadays). She told me, and then went on to describe his dick in graphic detail (and, no, I’ll not be revealing his sexual stats in the unlikely event he might read my boob blog and recognise himself herein) before brazenly asking me about my own genital endowment.

It’s here I must offer a long belated apology to my best band mate because I was already so caught up in her cock conversation I told her about my boner in the same sordid detail she’d used to describe his to me. “That’s nice,” she replied, albeit in a lower and far more breathy voice than the tone I’d grown accustomed to from her, “tell me what you do with it.” It was with the most innocent of intentions (honest!) I went on to share stories of sex experiences past plus a few of my more bizarre masturbation habits. This time, though, there was no reply.

Knowing she was still there by the heavy breathing, I listened intently on the line and could swear I heard the faint, wet & squishy sound of someone who salivated heavily smacking their lips rapidly & repeatedly in the background. How naive was I?! I mean, I knew about dildos and vibrators and the like, but had no idea girls masturbate as much as us guys do (some even moreso)!! It wasn’t until some time later it finally dawned on me what she’d been doing, although her breathlessly yet gently demanding, “Next time, keep talking!” after she’d suffered a quiet orgasm on her own really should have given me a bit of a clue. :~P

But there was no “next time”. Who knows? Perhaps she was offended by my lack of reciprocation (an eye for an eye, a wank for a wank?) or embarrassed to be masturbating for me when all I did was listen unresponsive to her little lady wank unaware of what it was. Useless, me. In fact, I didn’t have proper phone sex until I was nearly 40, so it should be no surprise my inexperience might be to blame.

Thankfully, I’m older and wiser now, well aware that female masturbation is a horny fact of life and have really cum to enjoy hearing or watching women wanking (no, I truly did mean to say “cum”) on countless occasions. And so, serving as a stark raving nude reminder for one of my (many) sexual failures that’s since become a fast fetish for me, I give you sexy, lusty, HH-cup busty slut goddess Christy Marks masturbating in phone sex photos followed by a pussy playing catch-up selection of her more recent Christy Marks videos for ChristyMarks.com: