Since I hadn’t blogged BustyAdventures.com since late last year, I decided to revisit the site to see what might be new. To my shock and horror, I discovered that they were slowly transforming into pirates! Based upon the swashbuckling theme invading their latest galleries, I could only assume that those porn meisters the BangBros had been touched by the noodly appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monster! [Thanks to Vix for alerting me to the rising tide of Pastafarianism.]
OK, so maybe it’s just that one gallery, but there’s other evidence as well: One of their new models is even called “Bounty”, which, although she’s totally lovely and has rather nice tits, seems a bit of overkill. You can just imagine her, right before she plunges that dildo in her mouth, opening wide and saying “Arr!” in her best pirate voice. Whatever could be next for the crew of the good ship Busty Adventures? Eye patches and parrots on the shoulder?! I just don’t know…
Is that Bozena’s face, opening wide? Today I came across a pic of a model posing next to a parrot, but I’ll be damned if I can remember where I saw it. Y’know, if a pirate was surrounded by all these boobaluscious babes, he wouldn’t need that wooden leg, if you get my drift.. :o)
haha yeah he’s TLM
(third leg material)